A series of anecdotes with or without any connection to the running of a restaurant.

Friday, August 04, 2006

TGIF 4...

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're drunk!

This may be the last post for a little while as I am heading for Edinburgh and the Fringe...



Blogger Kingston Girl said...

Enjoy! And I'm sure that if you attend the fringe, you'll probably see some scenarios like the one you just described!

4/8/06 3:05 PM  
Blogger homo escapeons said...

HA ya got me!

Have fun. We just had our fringe.
btw One of my Scots bloggers noted that the gloomy weather had mercifully returned and the oppressive heatwave was finished.


4/8/06 4:44 PM  
Blogger ValGalArt said...

I know you will have a wonderful time Cream, you don't know how not to!!! Is the fringe a happening or a place?

4/8/06 8:34 PM  
Blogger cream said...

KG, I love the Fringe! So many shows! Yes, some of the street theatres will probably do just that!

HE, yes we've had gales up North but it's warming up a little now. Hope Edinburgh is sunny for a few days!

The Fringe, Val is a massive event that runs alongside Edinburgh Festivals every summer but has now grown even bigger than those!

5/8/06 9:43 AM  
Blogger lettuce said...


Hi Cream! sorry you are away again just as I'm back.

Hope you have a GREAT time in Edinburgh.

5/8/06 10:46 AM  
Blogger Guyana-Gyal said...

Oh boy, you've sold me on that fringe benefit, I want to go too. Hope you have delicious, cool weather. Bring back lots of tales!

5/8/06 12:52 PM  
Blogger Christine said...

Have a great time! I heart festivals!

5/8/06 11:04 PM  
Blogger Mary said...

Sounds like fun. Pictures please...

6/8/06 12:45 AM  
Blogger Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

Catch one of Arthur Smith's midnight walks if he's up there, supposed to be quite a surreal experience!

6/8/06 1:13 AM  
Blogger DCveR said...

Have a great time!

6/8/06 11:38 AM  
Blogger cave renovator said...

had a chuckle at that one, say hello to Princess street for me and dont forget to lose a few quid in Stakis....

8/8/06 3:40 PM  
Blogger Caribbean Colors said...

I'll have to remember that one, very funny joke. Oh, btw, have fun at the festival!

10/8/06 1:26 AM  
Blogger Janet said...

I'm jealous!...you are ALWAYS off on an adventure!

12/8/06 6:45 AM  
Blogger iluvnyc said...

LOL.... you got me!

14/8/06 1:06 PM  

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