TGIF 3...
Only laugh if you are old enough to read this!
A man walks into a night club one night.
He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" exclaimed the man.
So the man glances over at the menu and asks:
"Could I have a nice juicy T.bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?"
"Certainly Sir," Replies the barman, "but that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the man.
"Four cents," the bartender replied.
"Four Cents?"exclaimed the man.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied,
"Upstairs, with my wife."
The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied, "The same thing as I'm doing to his business."
Fancy a BEER?
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Labels: daft stuff
I screamed and guess what?
26 Comments:
Beery funnyyyy hahaha hey, this doesn't mean I'm OLD enough to read this but it's funnyyy :-D
hehehe - I think I'm old enough!
Great clip too.
Ouch!
Very funny as always, Cream.
I don't understand the posting of course - I'm far too young and innocent but the video was right on my level.
Have a great weekend.
Haha! There's one I haven't heard before :)
Happy Friday!
Fun and hilarious Cream! the cmmercial is funny too!
Hahahahahha :) Good one!
Gigi, my God, no! You couldn't have understood it! Too old for you!
Letty, I doubt it!!
Kitty, I didn't think you would! You're far too young and a laydeee too!
You too have a great weekend!
Viking, stumped for once?
Val, I'm glad you like it. I think this is gonna be a regular thing, jokes on Fridays...
Shyha, are you sure you're old enough?
Do you have a hangover this morning?
No way, Kitty! I can't remember the last time I had a hangover.
Buds and Rosé mix quite well!
Physically - I'm not sure ;) but this joke is a first class one :D
*smiling* excellent! looking forward to joke Fridays - how's that for creating pressure?
Lucky you, Cream, my RoseBud! I always seem to have a hangover. In fact, I often have a hangover even when I haven't been drinking!
Yep! I always have a hangover too! Most of the time it's due to my alcohol consumption! :O)
Great post Cream - funny ad.
Shyha, who cares man! We age too fast anyway!
Hayden I was thinking about doing just that, yeah right!!!
Love Rosebud, Kitty! You are fast! Must be your school kids giving you headaches!
Trac, is it 16 units for laydeees?
I like the joke! There were so many funny beer ads, I was spoilt for choice.
A bartender comes back from his break to find a priest, a rabbi, a dog and a duck sitting at the bar. He says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
"the syem thin as ahm deeyuhn tuh eez business... Must be naughty.
Ol' smiley eyes - I think you should put up your self portait and take your painting/picture down!
Great one, Bradford!
Ok then, Dizzy...
Let's see if our blogging friends approve of the new avatar.
A bear walks into a bar...
Bear: "Can I have a beer please?"
Barman: "Certainly Sir!" and proceeds to pour him a beer.
With that, the bear notices a sexy looking girl at the bar. He drinks his beer, approaches the girl and eats her all up!
The next day, the bear goes back into the bar and orders another beer.
Barman: "No mate, I can't serve you, not after yesterday, we don't allow drugs on the premises!
Bear: "What do you mean? - I don't take drugs!
Barman: "What about that Bar-bitch-u-ate?"
Trac, I love it!! You are hilarious!
hahaha Cream very funny oh and Trac too...tonights the night Cream... do some screaming cream huh...
oh so glad you're using that gorgeous pic., it makes me smile.
The Bar-bitch-u-ate!!! Still laughing!
Absolument, Tat! Didn't know what you were on about at first but I will be screaming in French, Algerian and English!
Enjoy your Catalan paella!!!
Lettie, keep on smiling cos even behind your hand I can see you have a great smile!!!
Oh yes, the new pic with your comments is just wonderful. It makes me smile even when I don't feel like smiling!!
Thanks for your comment last night.
That Dasha gets around....pretty cool for an old Russian dame...but she's got a mouth on her, eh!
And oh...er...it's Monday Cream...Friday is long gone...time for a new MONDAY joke? Hmmm?
Kitty, meant every word!
Dasha, dash off!!!
Geena, I am feeling very lazy today...Must be the rosé I consumed during the match...
Mwa ha ha. You say that with much relish my dear. I'll have a dozen.
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