A series of anecdotes with or without any connection to the running of a restaurant.

Friday, July 07, 2006

TGIF 3...

Only laugh if you are old enough to read this!

A man walks into a night club one night.
He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" exclaimed the man.
So the man glances over at the menu and asks:
"Could I have a nice juicy T.bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?"

"Certainly Sir," Replies the barman, "but that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the man.
"Four cents," the bartender replied.
"Four Cents?"exclaimed the man.

"Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied,
"Upstairs, with my wife."
The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied, "The same thing as I'm doing to his business."


Fancy a BEER?

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27 Comments:

Blogger Guyana-Gyal said...

Beery funnyyyy hahaha hey, this doesn't mean I'm OLD enough to read this but it's funnyyy :-D

7/7/06 9:13 PM  
Blogger lettuce said...

hehehe - I think I'm old enough!

Great clip too.

7/7/06 9:17 PM  
Blogger Le Chat said...

Ouch!

Very funny as always, Cream.

I don't understand the posting of course - I'm far too young and innocent but the video was right on my level.

Have a great weekend.

7/7/06 9:21 PM  
Blogger Viking054 said...

Haha! There's one I haven't heard before :)

Happy Friday!

7/7/06 10:26 PM  
Blogger ValGalArt said...

Fun and hilarious Cream! the cmmercial is funny too!

8/7/06 7:04 AM  
Blogger Shyha said...

Hahahahahha :) Good one!

8/7/06 9:00 AM  
Blogger cream said...

Gigi, my God, no! You couldn't have understood it! Too old for you!

Letty, I doubt it!!

Kitty, I didn't think you would! You're far too young and a laydeee too!
You too have a great weekend!

Viking, stumped for once?

Val, I'm glad you like it. I think this is gonna be a regular thing, jokes on Fridays...

Shyha, are you sure you're old enough?

8/7/06 9:40 AM  
Blogger Le Chat said...

Do you have a hangover this morning?

8/7/06 11:01 AM  
Blogger cream said...

No way, Kitty! I can't remember the last time I had a hangover.
Buds and Rosé mix quite well!

8/7/06 12:06 PM  
Blogger Shyha said...

Physically - I'm not sure ;) but this joke is a first class one :D

8/7/06 3:17 PM  
Blogger Hayden said...

*smiling* excellent! looking forward to joke Fridays - how's that for creating pressure?

8/7/06 3:43 PM  
Blogger Le Chat said...

Lucky you, Cream, my RoseBud! I always seem to have a hangover. In fact, I often have a hangover even when I haven't been drinking!

8/7/06 4:08 PM  
Blogger euro-trac said...

Yep! I always have a hangover too! Most of the time it's due to my alcohol consumption! :O)

Great post Cream - funny ad.

8/7/06 4:44 PM  
Blogger cream said...

Shyha, who cares man! We age too fast anyway!

Hayden I was thinking about doing just that, yeah right!!!

Love Rosebud, Kitty! You are fast! Must be your school kids giving you headaches!

Trac, is it 16 units for laydeees?
I like the joke! There were so many funny beer ads, I was spoilt for choice.

8/7/06 5:16 PM  
Blogger bradford said...

A bartender comes back from his break to find a priest, a rabbi, a dog and a duck sitting at the bar. He says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

8/7/06 9:31 PM  
Blogger Dizzy said...

"the syem thin as ahm deeyuhn tuh eez business... Must be naughty.

Ol' smiley eyes - I think you should put up your self portait and take your painting/picture down!

8/7/06 9:31 PM  
Blogger cream said...

Great one, Bradford!

Ok then, Dizzy...
Let's see if our blogging friends approve of the new avatar.

8/7/06 10:03 PM  
Blogger euro-trac said...

A bear walks into a bar...
Bear: "Can I have a beer please?"
Barman: "Certainly Sir!" and proceeds to pour him a beer.
With that, the bear notices a sexy looking girl at the bar. He drinks his beer, approaches the girl and eats her all up!
The next day, the bear goes back into the bar and orders another beer.
Barman: "No mate, I can't serve you, not after yesterday, we don't allow drugs on the premises!
Bear: "What do you mean? - I don't take drugs!
Barman: "What about that Bar-bitch-u-ate?"

8/7/06 11:21 PM  
Blogger cream said...

Trac, I love it!! You are hilarious!

9/7/06 1:11 AM  
Blogger Calamity Tat said...

hahaha Cream very funny oh and Trac too...tonights the night Cream... do some screaming cream huh...

9/7/06 8:06 AM  
Blogger lettuce said...

oh so glad you're using that gorgeous pic., it makes me smile.

9/7/06 8:53 AM  
Blogger cream said...

The Bar-bitch-u-ate!!! Still laughing!
Absolument, Tat! Didn't know what you were on about at first but I will be screaming in French, Algerian and English!
Enjoy your Catalan paella!!!

Lettie, keep on smiling cos even behind your hand I can see you have a great smile!!!

9/7/06 11:25 AM  
Blogger Le Chat said...

Oh yes, the new pic with your comments is just wonderful. It makes me smile even when I don't feel like smiling!!

Thanks for your comment last night.

9/7/06 11:42 AM  
Blogger Dasha said...

PTB!!!!

10/7/06 10:19 AM  
Blogger Geena said...

That Dasha gets around....pretty cool for an old Russian dame...but she's got a mouth on her, eh!

And oh...er...it's Monday Cream...Friday is long gone...time for a new MONDAY joke? Hmmm?

10/7/06 10:29 AM  
Blogger cream said...

Kitty, meant every word!

Dasha, dash off!!!

Geena, I am feeling very lazy today...Must be the rosé I consumed during the match...

10/7/06 10:49 AM  
Blogger andrea said...

Mwa ha ha. You say that with much relish my dear. I'll have a dozen.

12/7/06 6:39 AM  

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