A series of anecdotes with or without any connection to the running of a restaurant.

Friday, May 19, 2006

TGIF...

Two Inuits (Eskimos, for those who aren't politically correct!) sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that:

"You can't have your kayak and heat it too. "

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10 Comments:

Blogger wendy said...

*groan*...fnar fnar...:-)

19/5/06 6:50 PM  
Blogger Calamity Tat said...

Oh Cream I love the Geordie accent, you'll have to post it, have you heard me do french?

19/5/06 8:36 PM  
Blogger Calamity Tat said...

yeah What aboot it? the bastard, she's declaring her love, ohh the swine, but a damn fine swine....

19/5/06 8:39 PM  
Blogger wendy said...

Tat have you been at the rose again?

19/5/06 9:58 PM  
Blogger Calamity Tat said...

Nope Wendy not tonight...

19/5/06 11:14 PM  
Blogger euro-trac said...

You know I'm going to have to walk down two flights of stairs now, to tell that to my husband!
:o)

19/5/06 11:25 PM  
Blogger DCveR said...

Shame on you! That's a cold hearted joke! ;)

19/5/06 11:33 PM  
Blogger Viking054 said...

Oh, that's so old... ;)

19/5/06 11:38 PM  
Blogger Hayden said...

*holding head and groaning (while trying to conceal smile)*

20/5/06 1:49 AM  
Blogger cream said...

Tat, your French is really good! Très raffiné! Who's the swine?

Wendz, you'll have to give us a rendition of your South-African French! Can't wait!

Trac, the joke? You're a Euro-fitness goddess! Two flights of stairs!

Sorry, DC! Scraping the barrel...

Viking, it's the old ones that have all the fun!

Hayden, let it all come out!

20/5/06 8:55 AM  

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