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Thursday, May 11, 2006

Fruity diet...

Apples and pears!

Yep! I went to Aldi and stocked on the above fruit! I have a beautiful bootful!
Every time I feel hungry I have an apple or a pear. If I feel really hungry, then I have a pair of each!

The only thing wrong with this diet is that it affects the memory! Wendz, nowt to do with age, woman, I'm telling you!

This morning I went to the gym without a clean shirt...
No, it's not that serious really, you!

Tuesday WAS serious! I went commando till 2pm!
Ahhhh, the breeze...

So, I am going to cut down on apples and pears... I might try Prickly pears or maybe not....

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18 Comments:

Blogger Le Chat said...

hahaha I go commando whenever I wear my long skirts. Hope no one from work reads this actually! Don't want them calling me Sharon.

I'm a banana girl myself!!

How do you pronounce ptb in Algerian then? I'd like to try it out later on Big Tim.

11/5/06 12:32 PM  
Blogger cream said...

Who's Sharon, Kitty!
I know you have two for lunch! What discipline!

11/5/06 4:40 PM  
Blogger homo escapeons said...

Raid must always follow Commando in a sentence, so beware.
Who doesn't enjoy a nice pear?
Once you start nibbling on one you simply must have the other...

11/5/06 4:56 PM  
Blogger iluvnyc said...

LOL.....

the breeze is good, eh? ;)

11/5/06 5:07 PM  
Blogger Le Chat said...

I just have this basic instinct that bananas are good for me.

11/5/06 5:15 PM  
Blogger Mary said...

Oh funny! It could be worse. At least you remembered the pants.

11/5/06 5:18 PM  
Blogger cream said...

Kitty, I get it, my little Rock! Hahahaha!

HE, I had a bloody good laugh!!!

Iluvnyc, Especially when you're wearing a long skirt or a kilt!

Mary, could definitely have been worse! Could have forgotten to come up for air in the pool!

11/5/06 5:36 PM  
Blogger wendy said...

Le Chat - mwah ha ha ha - keep them legs crossed.....bad kitty....miaow...

Hey Cream - who said owt about age? Moi?.....jamais...

Hang cool, dude!

11/5/06 5:36 PM  
Blogger Caroline said...

really cream there's no need to kill everyone just because you forgot your knickers!

(I had to look up commando and it meant two different things... so I've assumed both of them)

11/5/06 5:48 PM  
Blogger lettuce said...

Glad to learn that "going commando" is now in the dictionary. Not my dictionary, but that was published in 1974, I really must get a new one...

Going commando and prickly pears in the same post, makes me wince somehow.

I hate pears, can't get them down my throat. Peardrops are ok tho'.

Bananas are supposed to make you sleepy.

11/5/06 6:01 PM  
Blogger DCveR said...

This reminds of an old joke.
Senior citizen goes to the doctor complaining he is 87 and still chases young girls in their twenties.
The doc is a bit astonished but says that is ok, in fact it is a nice sign of vitality.
"Yes, doctor, I still chase them, but I can't remember why!!!" Says the old man.

11/5/06 6:06 PM  
Blogger cream said...

DC, that'll be me in a couple of years' time!

Lettuce, it had to prickly pears! Any other fruit would've been too bland!

Caro, definitely both!

Wendy, that was a cool one!

11/5/06 9:12 PM  
Blogger Cherrypie said...

You feeling a bit fruity, Cream?

11/5/06 9:47 PM  
Blogger ramblingwoman said...

Well, Cream....commando eh? And what about Kitty going commando? OMG!! When I was younger I used to go commando, but now...oh, I won't go into it...

I can just see Le Chat crossing her legs in a management meeting!

11/5/06 10:44 PM  
Blogger cream said...

Cherrybabe, fruity and prickly!-)

Wow, Rambler! That's a revelation!
And Kitty she's a cat and you know they're always doing their own thing, aren't they!

11/5/06 11:12 PM  
Blogger Christine said...

*smiles*

12/5/06 3:26 AM  
Blogger euro-trac said...

Plus she has been blessed by the Dalai Lama, so she can do whatever she wants... :o)

12/5/06 5:18 PM  
Blogger cream said...

Christine, *blushes*...

Trac, she a Kool Kat our Kitty!
I was once spat on by a llamma. Does that count?

12/5/06 6:00 PM  

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