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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Caption Competition 2

Can you think of a caption for this picture of:

Elephants in the wild?

Why elephants, this week? Elephants are deep, have a looooong memory and are quite heavy!

The winner will be picked by popular vote.

The Prize:

A genuine fake ivory tower!



Blogger ValGalArt said...

I love when an artist uses consistency in their artwork. I like that all of your illos have similar colours and style. It weaves a consistent thread thru your stories with these cool pictures. Totally dig it!!!
My caption is "When the kid goes to bed, Wanna fool around?"

10/11/05 1:20 AM  
Blogger ValGalArt said...

I am sorry i am such a cornball! I guess we know why I am an artist and not a writer. Although they do look like they are talking to each other but they are probably saying something much more inteligent than that!

10/11/05 7:33 AM  
Blogger cream said...

Val, you called an "Artist" !
I have never, ever thought of myself as one! Maybe a doodler, more like! I just like that sun and the warmth it conveys.

For the caption, Hmmm...Now, come to think of it, you could be right!

10/11/05 9:19 AM  
Blogger Caroline said...

I like your elephants cream - are you going for the David Davis prize... :-)

Caption 1: Let's try levitating!

Caption 2: I tell you there was a mouse and it went down there!

10/11/05 10:00 AM  
Blogger isis said...

Did you paint these? Nice work! Can't think of anything but Mr. Snufalupagus staggering around Sesame Street acting like he's high-;)

10/11/05 10:14 AM  
Blogger cream said...

Caroline, a levitating elephant! That could be a winner!

Just got a joke this morning:
"A man goes to the zoo.
When he gets there, there was only a dog. It was a shitzu!" Get it?

Isis, yes I painted these and I am not proud! Sesame Street, Ahhh...Can only remember Big Bird!

10/11/05 12:24 PM  
Blogger Christine said...

Elephant #1 : Oh look who's on her way over... your girlfriend!!! *kissy noises*

Elephant #2 : Shut your trunk, Bob!

10/11/05 12:27 PM  
Blogger cream said...

Pennylane, I had a feeling your caption would have a bit of sex and violence in it!

10/11/05 12:43 PM  
Blogger Chill Daddy said...

"Flying saucer... what flying saucer?"

10/11/05 1:57 PM  
Blogger Christine said...

*giggles* And just what are you implying , Cream?!! :P

10/11/05 1:58 PM  
Blogger Ale said...

caroline took mine! :) i was going to say something about the mouse hehe

i like- "shut your trunk"

my paption: "Meeting of the Minds"

10/11/05 2:55 PM  
Blogger cream said...

CD, that's a good one but I think it already won a competition not too long ago, he, he, he!
Pennylane, you know, you crack me up!
Ale, well you have to get up earlier or go to bed later!
Meeting of the minds...Mmmmm...

Well, we'll leave this competition for a week and you all will have to vote for the winning caption.
The rule is that you can't vote for yourself...

10/11/05 3:18 PM  
Blogger ValGalArt said...

cream, you might not call yourself an artist but I do! You are an artist of words and pictures you humble man.

10/11/05 5:46 PM  
Blogger cream said...

Well now that's you've said it twice, I will add "Artiste" to my business card... That's along with kitchen porter, cook, waiter, failed naval architect, restaurateur, wine connoiss...eh drinker, 29-word-a-minute typist...

Thank you, Val!

10/11/05 6:09 PM  
Blogger ValGalArt said...

oh and by the way, i would hope that when you write the book that tells the tales of your very interesting and unique childhood that you illustrate the cover and have each chapter marked by one of your lovely pictures.

10/11/05 6:19 PM  
Blogger cream said...

Val, you are too generous!
But if I do, I definitely will!

10/11/05 6:23 PM  
Blogger Footprint said...

1) Proud parewnts present their child
2) Under the Sun, memories grow.
3) Elephants huddle up as

10/11/05 7:07 PM  
Blogger Guyana-Gyal said...

"How do you fit an elephant into a car?"

"With great difficulty."

Sorry Cream, I couldn't help that :-D

Gone to think up something about 'trunk'...

10/11/05 7:13 PM  
Blogger cream said...

Footprint, you are spreading your bets, aren't you, eh?

10/11/05 7:13 PM  
Blogger Guyana-Gyal said...

"These trunk calls are getting rather expensive."

Oh, I'm getting from bad to worse, Cream...save me from myself :-D

10/11/05 7:15 PM  
Blogger cream said...

Actually, GG, I think you've got something quite funny here...
Keep working on the trunk call bit...You never know!

10/11/05 7:37 PM  
Blogger Ale said...

"Hey guys! I just received a trunk call of the wild!"

--haaaa- i'm piggybacking on GGs idea!!!

10/11/05 8:10 PM  
Blogger cream said...

GG, watch it! Ale is trying to muscle in on your brainwave!

10/11/05 8:18 PM  
Blogger Guyana-Gyal said...

"Can you hear me now?"

[haha, taken from the Verizon ad].

12/11/05 3:40 PM  
Blogger cream said...

I am afraid that the standard has been very low on this occasion but GG came up with trunk calls first so she is the WINNER... Whatever the caption was!

12/11/05 11:38 PM  

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